England vs Australia - Third Test - Day 1

Rain, rain rain! Again I ask, how did they manage to invent this great game, in England?!


Ah well, Aussies managed to make a little hey. 1 for 126 from 30 overs. That's a flyer surely! Shane Watson making us all eat our words - if nothing but temporarily I fear...

From all reports it's not going to matter that much, as rain will probably rob us of the chance to capitalise. Hopefully not, I'm getting a bit sick of everything going England's way just at the moment.

Finger's crossed, although one suspects, they get the weather calls pretty spot on in that part of the world :-(

Speaking of weather, I'm off for a "well earned" (believe me really, I've earned it, honestly...) Queensland break next week. Won't be blogging, Twittering or Facebooking too much but I'll certianly have an eye on the TVwhile I lap up some warmer weather...

Panic Stations

England's "Jedi mind trick" on the Australian team is almost complete as rumors now circulate that Phil Hughes will be dropped for the third test and replaced with...wait for it...Golden Boy Shane Watson.


Someone explain to me how this makes sense. Phil Hughes hasn't lived up to the initial hype that surrounded him sure and his long term future in the Test side maybe at risk but how is dropping him for Watson of all people going to help anything.

They say they need to sure up the bowling to cover for out of form Mitchell Johnson. Great move, weaken the batting line up AND bring in another pedestrian bowler that can go for 4 or 5 an over, which maybe better the Mitchell Johnson's 8 per over, but won't win us the two Test Matches we need to win, to lead this series.

Crazy talk. If Mitchell Johnson is the issue, deal with that! Bring in Stuart Clark for him. Don't plug leaks by creating new ones. If you're going to back Mitchell Johnson, which I believe they should, then back him!

The only change needed for this Test is Clark in for (as harsh as it may be) Siddle. Mitchell Johnson no longer takes the new ball, Hughes gets the runs he's due for and we win the match. In general play, over the entire series Ausralia aren't far behind England if at all (except of course where it counts...at the moment). One innings from Strauss and Cook aside, their batting hasn't impressed much, and one bad innings from Australia aside, ours hasn't been real bad either, probably better.

A few decisions going our way this time, and heaven forbid, we win a toss, and things will change really quickly - but panic stations like dropping Hughes for Watson is just throwing all the cards in the air and hoping they land somewhere good - a gamble of the highest proportions.

And what if it doesn't work? What then? Back to Hughes for the fourth Test? Crazy?

At least Phil won't need to wait too long, Watson, with the work load of opening the batting and bowling his 15 overs a day (that's the limit for him isn't it?) will surely break down again and force us to toss all the cards back up in the air for the next match.

Another 70+ year old record falls in England

It must be the week for it - after England broke their 75 year Lords drought on Monday,
I read this morning how Justin Langer just became Australia's highest ever first class run scorer, passing Don Bradman's 28067 in his 354th first class match....just a lazy 120 more matches than the Don took.

Good one :-|

Adversity doesn't build character, it reveils it - a plee to Punter

Dear Ricky,

Tonight, as you face the (predominantly English) press, almost certainly after a defeat in which Australia has resurrected a small amount of pride after a horrible three days of cricket, please remember that as Captain of the Australian cricket team and wearer of the baggy green you are representing 20 million of us back home, hundreds to have worn the cap before you and countless more to come.

When questioned on the few controversial moments of this match, please remember the hundreds of moments that went before them. Moments that unlike the three "incidents" from Day 4, were far more under your team's control. Focus then on highlighting that we played badly, England played well and there was much more that could have been done in the first session, to save this match, than anything any umpire could do beyond there. Then, focus on never letting us see another day of Test cricket like that, from an Australian line up, ever again.

Then, and only then will your off field captaincy have taken its first step towards leaving the kind of legacy your batting will leave.

Of course if we win, laugh, laugh a lot, be openly relieved and thankful to be 1 - 0 up. The wounds left by that will need no salt rubbed into them by anyone. They will be terminal.

Concerned Aussie cricket lover.

England vs Australia - Second Test - Day 4

Finally we can say, "Australia's Day". With just two Aussie batsmen being dismissed for the day, and 313 runs being scored, the score somehow wound up at 5 for 313, but those are sour grapes for another time.


One wicket in the first hour will make things tricky for Australia but if Haddin and Clarke are not out at lunch on Day 5, we may end up seeing some more Strauss "tactics" later on in the session in a desperate attempt to save this one as well.

There was a lot of controversy again yesterday of course. It's well documented. Tim Nielsen's reaction here was perfect and I just hope Ricky Ponting will follow suit - say nothing and let Strauss fall on his own sword.

The catch / non-catch issue was a disgrace. As a slip fielder you always know yourself, and this was a desperate move from a desperate man. Strauss cops a lot of criticism from within his own ranks for his captaincy and he is clearly very very desperate to earn a bit of respect. He had done that with his brilliant 161 in the first innings, but all this controversy threatens to overshadow that. What was most disgraceful about it though was Koertzen. How can he seriously claim not to have a chip on his shoulder when it comes to Australia after his inconsistent decision making over the past three days. Refer, don't refer, out caught, out LBW, who knows what's going on?

The English commentator (Mike Atherton I think it was) probably summed it up best following an incredibly ambitious, half appeal, last ball before lunch, when he stated, "Not even Rudi could give that one out".

Unless of course Australia score another 211 runs on Day 5, in which case, it'll be at least 79 years before a English victory at Lords and Strauss' innings, Koertzen's umpires and even the great Adelaide Test of 2006/07 will be forgotten.

C'mon Aussie C'mon!

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Sledge of the Day: Shane Warne, commentating with Mike Atherton at the beginning of Australia's innings: "Now Athers, you've been in this situation plenty of times, and are really experienced in these circumstances, how does a batman go about his innings here?" Atherton, completely oblivious to the back handed compliment he had just received, went on to describe just what he thought ought to be the mindset. (He'll never coach Australia mind you).

Good old Warney can still put one past the English batsman, all these years later.

England vs Australia - Second Test - Day 1, 2 & 3

Australia were embarrasing and England were like the Australians of old! They lead by 551 and the Aussies' Lords record we hear so much about, looks shot! It now appears Australia wasted all the good knocks for the series in one innings down in Cardiff.

The first three days of this Test has highlighted just how suspect the Aussies are under real pressure - both with bat and ball. There is now no Warne, McGrath or Gilchrist to pull us out of trouble and this is what happens.

Mitchell Johnson has produced the worst case of 'the yips" England has seen since Ian Baker-Finch left their shores having won the British Open in 1991 and aren't the Pommie batsmen loving that!

Credit too, to Andrew Strauss. A side from the openers, his side didn't actually bat too well on Day 1, but coming off what could've been a pretty demoralising performance in the first test, he set his side up and is largely responsible for the massive lead they now enjoyed. From a distance, it doesn't appear as though his personality naturally commands the respect that Vaughan did back in '05, but in this second test he (and his positive batting) has orchastrated the success just as effectively.

The same can't be said for Ricky Ponting. He convincingly lost the war of words in the brief rest between Test 1 and Test 2. And that was a battle the proverbial drovers dog could've won. Then, when England launched the assault on Day 1, he (and the rest of his mates) were the "deers in the headlights" once the pressure went up. Mitchell Johnson of course not helping his cause too much but it's hard to phathom how Kattich hasn't bowled and Clarke has bowled only 4 overs, while England have scored 736 runs for the loss of 16 wickets in 173 overs.

Even the most optimistic of Aussie supporters, of which I am not, wouldn't be expecting a victory now at Lords, but after the Cardiff result, maybe a day of rain wouldn't be too much to ask for.

Lucky weather assisted draw, or humiliating loss, it is still hard to imagine how Australia can address the real concern here and that is their brittle performance when under real pressure. We saw it in the first innings in Cardiff (in the field), and we've seen nothing but that, at Lords.

Worrying times... Three tests to go after this, and it looks like will we desperately need to win at least one of them.

Pressure on Ricky now

So Ricky Ponting covers himself in glory once again, coming out after the thrilling finish to the 1st Ashes Test, casting aspersions at the English tactics. Images on "pots and kettles" spring to mind. When will he every realise his batting can do all the talking that is required. Just shut up and let it!


Anyway, the blogosphere is rife with criticisms and lamentation of his post match press conference - none better though, than Jrod's rant, on the TimesOnline.


And clearly this has completely backfired. English friends claiming yet again, that "it appears Ricky Ponting is not such a good sport now is here". That's interesting isn't it. Thanks mainly to the spoiled brat, hypocritical reaction of Ponting at that press conference, all the heat for those actions (that were booed by the English crowd mind you) has been completely taken of Andrew Strauss.

Personally, I couldn't care less. Sending out 12th man and physio to stall was almost expected and will continue to occur. No complaints there. It's not like they came out every over, or that Australia didn't have about 45 minutes prior to that, to take that last wicket.

But for Ricky Ponting, he must now expect a ton of pressure every single time something even slighlty controversial happens in the remaining 4 Tests.

Right at the beginning of what will undoubtedly be a stressful, high pressure tour, and as Ricky faces the daunting prospect of being the first Australian captain since about 1908 (or something rediculous like that) to lose the Ashes twice, he has placed the focus of the English press squarely on himself. Elngland now just waits for the slightest ever so minor unsporting like jesture to occur and down will come the weight of the publicitiy machine that is the English press. One thinks, they won't have to wait too long.

Pretty crazy really, since the guy just made 150 and won man of the match. Shouldn't you just be happy to focus on that. He's not great at the mind games.


Flintoff's Ashes

So Freddie Flintoff has announced his retirement hey? Well my first reaction to the headline in the newspapers here ("Flintoff Retires") was one of selfish Australian biased relief.


You beaty! One less hurdle, and a mighty one between now, and retaining the Ashes for another couple of years at least. Then I read the "fine print" - at the end of the season!

The article to went on to highlight some more nonsense Ricky Ponting was spouting about how it could be a distraction for England, and that he's been insides where Steve Waugh, Adam Gilchrist etc were on their farewell tours (that lasted about three years for Gillie from memory) and what a distraction it was.

Bolox! Can you imagine going the the fifth test, scores level, Freddie's last Test, and Ashes Test and can you imagine anything less that the most inspirational efforst from Mssrs Pieterson, Collingwood and co to "bring the Ashes home for Freddie".

He could even then make a comeback a few months later, after getting some serious drinking done without the rigours of International cricket holding him back, and he'd probably be the better off for it.

This could well be the best tactical move the Poms have ever made - and they've made some good ones...so should England regain the Ashes in the next few weeks, they may just be remebered as the "Ashes for Freddie Flintoff's career" and wouldn't he enjoy that.

Changes for Lords?

So what changes for Lords? (either side)


(Harmisson in for Panesar or Swann?)

(Lee / Clark in for ??)

And what of England's batting - does it need a change of personal, or just a change of heart (as in getting some)?

England vs Australia - First Test - Day 5

Aus 6 dec / 674, England 435 and 9 / 252 : Match Drawn! Bugger!

Australia average 112 per wicket lost, England 36. Can't we bring in some sort of count back system or something....;-)

For English fans at least, that draw will be another one of those 'where were you when..." moments. Panesaar and Andersen hung on. Australia tried, well, they didn't try that much did they, but at big moments I guess you've got to entrust things to the guys that were picked to do exactly that job which Ponting did. He played the percentages with regards to choice of bowlers but it didn't come off this time. (Katich only 3 overs though? Hmmm?)

Anyway, as has happened plenty of other times in Test Cricket, one side dominated four fifths of th match entirely, but England did enough. Everyone will remember the dieing 10 overs and Monty hung on for dear life and squeezed out enough runs and minutes to frustrate Australia. As with all these draws there was clearly one side elated and one side very very disappointed. Australia certainly dominated enough of the game to have won, but having said that, England battled just enough (or a few of their batsmen did anyway) to deny Australia of their just rewards. That's cricket. There were plenty of other times when Australia could've won it, not just those last 10 overs. I said the game slipped away from Australia on the second morning when the English tail added all those runs. It's probably unfair to say that cost us the game after everything else that transpired - you can't win every minute of the game, but in hind sight, that's what it would've taken to get over the line in this one.

How much solice can Australia take from a "morale victory" - (awful word that) - well not much! We don't have a column for morale vistories in the score line, so as the dust settles, Australia now need to front up and be prepared to do it all again this Thursday. Frustrating, sure, but that's what they're paid for right?! Good batting form is gold in a series like this and Australia certainly have that. England, not so much - but things can change as we saw last time around.

Harmisson will probably play. Flintoff will be better for the match time, although fronting up again in a few days will obviously test him. England haven't won at Lords since 1934 and if that changes this week, Australia will be one sad and sorry lot.

Better get some sleep for the next few nights so we can do it all again next Thursday.

Gotta love the Ashes!

England vs Australia - First Test - Day 4

Australia smash England! Some mental scars left over from the Adelaide Test have possibly been re-opened today. England had scored 435 in first innings, yet have wound up batting last, facing a 239 run deficit on a deteriorating pitch - amazing physical and mental domination by the Aussies. I for one had given up hope of win early on Day 2 when the English tail wagged. Guess that's why I'm not out there, that and the minor issue of cricket ability! Ah well.


All the talk going into the match was about the weekness of Hughes and how England can exploit it now and make the rest of the series so difficult for him, and also on the strengh of their spinners and the lack of Australian spinners.

Now let's think about that for a second - suddenly it's England's opener, Cook who is, yet again against Ausralia, struggling with his game and must be having questions asked, and as for the spinners, well, England 1 for 246 vs Hauritz 3 for 95. on a turning pitch! Now that's a dynamic duo for ya!

Understatement of the series so far, as SBS crossed to Rodney Hogg for his comments and assessment before play on Day 2, he stated that "don't underrate some of those scores by Englad yesterday [Day 1 - referring to Pietersen and Collingwood], there won't be any centuries scored here in this match"....hmmmm

England vs Australia - First Test - Day 3

Well statistically speaking, if we are going to claim Australia won the first session on day 1 by claiming 3 wickets for 90 odd, then you have to give the points to England for the first session of Day 3 because they took 3 wickets, Australia scored 99. So maybe, statistically, they won that session but I actually doubt it. Australia had to push on for runs and when you're 1 for 250 at the outset i think you'd sacrifice 3 wickets to get them.


3 wickets in the first session of the first day when you've won the toss, is far worse.

The rest of the day, clearly Australia's.

So where to from here?

Weather permitting, Australia can win this match by batting on today and hoping for a cameo from Hadden or Johnson, supported by North going on to get a ton. This could present England with a 180-ish deficit which maybe, they aren't capable of.

Alternatively, England can win, by wrapping this up quickly. Facing a deficit more like 50 or 60 then batting agressively, to build a lead of 180 themselves and having a crack at Australia for 2 and half sessions on the last day. That will take some good aggressive batting and gutsy declaration which, in their current state of mind, I doubt we'll see.

So, weather permitting this match wll still be very interesting. England though, have to get their collective heads together. They seem very defeatest at the moment. Freddie won't like that much, but he'll need to inspire a few mates to pull them out of this. While he's there though, there is most definetly hope.

England vs Australia - First Test - Day 2

Who would've thought it possible, as the England tail wagged to enormous affect in the first hour of play, that it would be possible for reports to declare, Australia hold the advantage at the end of Day 2?


Certainly not me! I copped a little bit of criticism on Twitter for lamenting how the game had slipped from Australia's reach as the English tail swatted, edged, reversed swept and also classically cover drove, 99 runs in 16 overs to post a 400+ total.

When Hughes opened with intent and fended off any nonsense about short pitched rubbish with a Hughes-branded 30 odd in quick time, the tone was set for an Australian response.

Now on this "Hughes is suspect to the short ball" garbage, honestly, do you think a short aggressive opening batsman hasn't faced a few bumpers in his time. If that was all it took to get rid of him, do you think he'd have made it this far? And by the way, South Africa have 3 or 4 decent quicks of their own remember and let's think back to how that turned out.

When a guy like Freddie Flintoff bowls 4 straight thunderbolts at your neck, pretty much any batsman anywhere is going to look a little uncomfortable. And seriously, the Pommie press will try to make something of the fact that a shortish ball had Hughes caught behind the wicket again, but seriously, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that consistent, fast pitched, short of length bowling, right in that "corridor of uncertainty" to an aggressive batsman will bring about his downfall now and again. Seriously, isn't that pretty much what you would teach any young fast bowler to bowl, to anyone??

Unfortunately for Hughes, he was out cheaply a couple of times in a warm up match on a slightly lively wicket so now he's going to have to face a whole bunch of short stuff, from bowlers perhaps a little more wound up than usual because they think they're in with a chance, for a few more Tests, before they realise he's just scored another three hundreds and they better think of something else. The same is probably in store for Bopara - are the Poms saying the same about him? One thinks they soon will be.

Anyway, I thought his 30 odd, was a great statement, (as much as a score of 30 can be) especially as most of it came just before lunch when England thought they would get a wicket or two and should roles have been reversed, probably would've seen a score of 0 for 8 going into the break.

Then Ricky Ponting strode to the crease. Now when Ricky starts an innings, we're all a tad nervous. A push here, a prod there, but suffice to say, if he hasn't been caught in the gully or the slips before he gets a chance to play that glorious pull shot that hits the mid-wicket fence just as the bowler gets into his follow through, we all know things will be okay. Last night it came when his score was on around about 15. I went off to bed comfortable in the fact it wasn't going to be a cake walk for England.

Waking up a few hours later, I joked to myself, that "a perfect start to the day would be to hear we hadn't lost a wicket. That would mean hundreds to Kattich and Ponting." Yeh right - on this pitch, where those that should know better assured us we wouldn't see a century this match. Well guess again "experts" - two of the best!

Anyway, having said all that let's not get carried away. You still don't lose a match on a pitch that will take plenty of turn, when you bat first, make 400+ and have two spinners in your side....do you? Many probably thought you don't lose making 550 and declaring in the first innings either?

Next up for the Aussies is to turn this total into a 400+ score of their own - while it "should" happen it hasn't yet. Then, this only means they're a step closer to a draw. Even if they make 450, taking us to late on Day 3, England could post a run chase of 200+ and in the fourth innings that could be very tricky. Then again, it could rain, or late on Day 3 England could lose 3 wickets in the last half hour, or....now this is why we love Test cricket right!

England vs Australia - First Test - Day 1

In contract to the fiery adrenalin packed rush that was the first day at Lords 4 years ago, the first day of this Ashes series, on an odd shaped little ground in Wales was quite sedate.


Mitchell Johnson trundled in at what looked like half pace and tossed down a few gentle overs, to light applause from a polite crowd.

There was no chanting, no Barmy Army, no Harmisson bouncers and little inspiration. Until that is, Mike Hussey chimed in with a blinder in the gully to get the Aussie's started and Peter Siddle pulled the finger out and started bouncing Bopara.

I think it was a great toss for Ricky Ponting to lose yesterday. Starting the tour, together, as a team in the field, let's nerves settle and everyone get rolling together. It also blunts the impact of a fired up England opening bowler with the crowd behind him, and the damage that can do.

Of course thats only a tiny part of the whole deal, but I wasn't sad to see the Aussies take the field at all.

At lunch, I was actually pretty happy, although still willing KP to missing one of those full pitched deliveries and lose his off stump.

So dirnks in that middle session was enough for me...sleep beckoned and England were fighting back.

It turns out they fought back well. 7 for 336 puts them in a position (bowling last) from which they "shouldn't" lose the match. I said awhile back, in a rant about falt wickets and millions of runs being scored, that a good day of Test Cricket should see 7 or 8 wickets, 300-ish runs with some reward for both batman and bowler. On those criteria, we've just seen a great day's cricket. Honours at this stage slightlky with England you'd think. The Aussie top order will have to be the ones to do something about that.



No more sleeps...

How time flies ...it certainly doesn't feel like a whole four years have past since I was last preparing to sit up into the wee small hours of the night, glued to the Ashes telecast, running back to the study, hoping my dial up internet connection hadn't dropped out so I could make yet another comment on Will's blog.


With only hours to go, this time around, it will be the notebook on the coffee table, wireless connection to the broadband modem in the study, TweetDesk, Facebook and as many blogs as care to find, all open at once. A wide screen plasma has replaced the 20 year old TV and an Espresso Coffee machine replaced the "kettle" and Nescafe Gold Blend...that reminds me, better call in at "Gloria Jeans" on the way home tonight...all out of beans!


Traditional lead up games!

In contrast to 2005 we are seeing some legitimate (first class) tour matches as lead ins to the first Ashes Test - for both squads.


Fantastic to see Lee and Hussey strike form too, Hussey with 150, Lee with 5 wickets and reverse swing galore.

I see Harmisson troubled Hughes in that first innings with some accurate short pitches stuff. He immediately piped up in the press boasting of weaknesses he's spotted. Well I remember - as I sit here watching his first over in the second innings go for 9 thanks to consecutive, that a few South Africans, of significantly better fast bowling calibre than "Harmy", thought the same thing a few months back. I can only hope that trend continues...